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William B. Singleton, 24, just released from jail in Belton, Mo., on a 
larceny charge, allegedly broke into a vending machine in the lobby of 
the police station and stole a 60-cent Strawberry Twisteroo while he 
waited for his ride to arrive. 


According to the Washington Times (7/2/97) when a Virginia High School 
student exposed mice to hard rock music 10 hours a day for three weeks, 
their ability to navigate a maze they already knew decreased 
significantly. A control group, exposed to classical music, actually 
improved their maze time. The experiment was cut short because the hard 
rock mice ate each other.


Heard over the radio broadcast of a Chicago baseball game. . . 

In the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they're 
kissing on every pitch. He's kissing her on the strikes, and she's 
kissing him on the balls.


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