Today's stories [4.5.09]

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A sign in a Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS

A sign in Aamchi Mumbai restaurant:

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO

A sign at a Budapest zoo:

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.

IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

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