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A sign seen over the toilet paper dispenser in a military "latrine" 
(bathroom): "Another quality product of the 3M company, sandpaper 


A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You 
know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a 
psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to 
kill you too! 


Written on a toilet roll in a public lavatory:

"Sociology Degrees, please take one."


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