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As an art teacher for an elementary school here in Jacksonville, Florida,
one of my recent assignments for the children was to enter a contest that
our new national football team, the Jacksonville Jaguars, was promoting.
The winning artwork gets placed on the back of the season tickets, so I
encouraged the children to come up with a good logo and a colorful
One innocent little girl was so enthused about her masterpiece she turned
in to me. It had a picture of a mean looking jaguar that read, "You're
messin' with the wrong pussy."
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month.
My 9 year old son walked in the house one morning
(he was supposed to be waiting on the school bus)
and told me he had seen the funniest thing ever -
my dog's butt was 'frozen' to the neighbors dog's
butt. Poor child
sent by leigh
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