Today's stories [4.20.09]
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I once worked as a contractor in another state, and another
girl on the team, also a contractor from quite a distance
away, was constantly ratting out other members of the team
to the boss, and was snippy and always overreacted to any
kind of language or inference to any sort of sexual topic.
She was constantly offended at our frequent joke-telling.
One Friday she was going to drive home - several states
away - for the weekend. Before she left, I stuck a bumper
sticker on the roof of her car (she was short so couldn't see it
up there) and the sticker said "I LIKE TO ---- TRUCKERS.
HONK IF YOU WANT ME TO PULL OVER" (the blank wasn't
blank on the sticker). I can only guess what kind of a ride
home she had. If she ever even GOT there....
Sent by Jennifer
Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a
particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain
was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the
Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen,
welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts
fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect
landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo
bounces us to the terminal."
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