Today's stories [4.11.09]
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A baffled British woman who lost a mobile phone dialed the number and
heard it ringing inside her friend's dog.
Rachel Murray, 27, had left the cellphone under her Christmas tree as a
surprise gift for her flatmate, The Sun newspaper reported on Friday.
But chum Tony Dangerfield's bloodhound Charlie crept into the room and
greedily wolfed down the mobile phone, leaving only a pile of torn paper.
After a frantic search for the phone, Murray obtained the number from the
telephone company, dialed and heard muffled ringing from sleeping
"At first I thought Charlie was lying on the phone -- then I realized
where it was," she said. "I couldn't believe he'd swallowed it."
The dog was rushed to a vet, who advised Murray and Dangerfield to let
nature take its course.
Twenty four hours later the phone duly emerged -- in perfect working
Twelve men were arrested near Szczecin in northern Poland as they were
digging up a road because they had heard a rumor that it was built with a
large stockpile of police-confiscated hashish. The hashish had been sold
to a chemical plant to be incinerated into ash for road construction.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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