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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
                        -- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"


"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax


"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
 their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
                        -- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"


"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
 'brier' and 'nard'..."
                        -- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)


"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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