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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
       Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would
       drink it. -- His reply


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"alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe"
                        -- a real newgroup


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Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill:
       "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."


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"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo
       Ramos


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"Adrian, I am going to shove something very big into your mouth. And it's
 not going to be my breast. Don't quote me on that."
                        -- Karen


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