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"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate
       each other." -- Eric Hoffer


"I think I'd like to see a Simpsons episode start up with Bart Simpson
 writing 'I will not attempt to undermine the Usenet cabal.'"
                        -- J.D. Falk, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that
       you don't need it." -- Bob Hope


"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than
       others." -- George Orwell, Animal Farm


     A shout to alert people ahead that a loose ski is coming down the
     hill.  Another warning skiers should be familiar with is 'Avalanche!'
     (which tells everyone that a hill is coming down the hill)."
                        -- The Skiers' Dictionary


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