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Besides the noble art of getting things done,
there is the noble art of leaving things
undone.  The wisdom of life consists in the
elimination of non-essentials.--Lin Yutang

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"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."

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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in
America whose bologna really did have a first name? 


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The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.

                                                           Hesiod (B.C. 800?)

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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.

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