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"NOW I've heard it all.  Problem: expensive application from large
 well known company keeps crashing. Vendor solution: 'Oh, someone at your
 site must be kill -9ing it accidently.  Our reccomendation is to rename
 the kill command.'"
                        -- Matthew Crosby,


"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
       triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
       recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La


"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is
       shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." -- Mark
       Twain (1835-1910)


"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
       first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach


"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
       disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift


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