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"He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit."
       -- Unknown


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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." --
       Lily Tomlin


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"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)


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The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,
and tyrannize their teachers. What will become of them?
This world is truly coming to an end.

    - Socrates 

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