Today's quotes [4.24.09]

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Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
           universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
           Chinatown."

Fred Hoyle - "There is a coherent plan in the universe,
           though I don't know what it's a plan for."

Christopher Morley - "My theology, briefly, is that the universe
           was dictated but not signed."

Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
           need replacing. It's not holding a charge."

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar

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