Today's quotes [4.23.09]
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"*DON'T DO THIS*. It is *BAD* engineering. *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
-- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
-- British Commando quote, circa WWII.
"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."
-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior
Edward P. Tryon - "In answer to the question of why it
happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time."
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