Today's quotes [4.22.09]
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"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."
- Record Executive Phil Walden
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.
- Milton Berle
"Do you consider yourself a screenwriter first, a science fiction writer --
or simply a writer?"
"I are a riter. I write gud. I rite stuff for the TeeVee and buuks. I doesn't
like labels. Aye write what I want. Labels are for detergent boxes."
-- Unknown, J. Michael Straczynski
"In the beginning there was nothing... then there was EXCEL 97... Hmm... Okay,
before that there were some other versions of Excel... and some nachos.
But nothing else... and Excel 97 did calceth thy numbers and it hath
plotteth thy data... And lo, it was draggeth-and-droppethed into thy lesser
applications... And this was good and the world was at peace and stuff."
-- Excel 97 Hidden Credits
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