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San Cristobal was full of hippies.  There were
way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and
straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts.  There were
new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties
wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a
nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament.  And there were
smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the
locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan."
        --P.J. O'Rourke


"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." 

              - Gloria Steinem


"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." 

              - Gloria Steinem


Sometimes, I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door, and just visit now and then." 

              - Katharine Hepburn


I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. 

              - Pablo Picasso 


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