Today's quotes [4.2.09]
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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
Gates just does it for the money."
"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
"I wouldn't touch ActiveX with a 10-foot polecat. I might, however, let one
loose on the developers."
"Just because we pay inexperienced strangers to tell us how to do our jobs,
that doesn't mean we're morons!"
"Yeah! It's a coincidence."
-- Wally, Dilbert
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny
...'" -- Isaac Asimov
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