Today's quotes [4.18.09]
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No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either. -- Marvin Minsky
Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do.
- John Steinbeck
A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"
- Jimmy Buffett
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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