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No computer has ever been designed that is ever aware of what it's doing; but
most of the time, we aren't either.  -- Marvin Minsky

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Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

    - John Steinbeck 

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A life without tragedy would not be worth living. 

    - Edward Abbey 

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"Indecision may, or may not, be my problem"

    - Jimmy Buffett 

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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

    - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 

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