Today's quotes [4.17.09]

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. 

"Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms"

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before. 

Smoking cures weight problems...eventually.

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