Today's quotes [4.15.09]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
If the President were a woman, this scandal never
would have happened, because women
always keep a box of kleenex on their desks.
- Patrice North-Rudin
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
-- Leon Wood, New Jersey Nets guard, to Steve Albert, Nets TV commentator
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
-- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30