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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.

According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys. 

     - Conan O'Brien 

First Rule of History:
   History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
   other.
  

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would
make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.

    -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive
    maintenance

Serious people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious. 

    -- Paul Valery

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