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"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.  If
 you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't our's
 either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs."
                        -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News


"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure."
                        -- Unknown


"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it
 is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!"
                        -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)


"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
 can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
                        -- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film


"When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for
 the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also,
 would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
"Objection.  That question should be taken out and shot."
                        -- Unknown Prosecution, Unknown Defense


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