Today's quotes [4.10.09]
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"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
to get a wider frame of reference."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
-- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
"Seal Greasing Station"
"Strut Rod Grinding"
-- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
"Are any members of Tool gay?
Only the flutist."
-- The Tool FAQ
"Men of all shapes and sizes, ages and creeds, and states of marital or
relationship bliss enjoy, every now and then, the sight of a woman with no
clothes on. It's just as well we do, you know, otherwise there'd be no new
little earthlings, would there? If you want to call that oppression or
sexism or the commodification of the female body then go right ahead, but
don't expect me to talk to you at dinner parties. I prefer to call it sexual
attraction, but then I'm a sad fuck who spends half his life in front of
computer, so what the hell do I know?"
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "More Tomorrow"
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