Today's quotes [4.1.09]
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
God did not create the world in 7 days; he screwed
around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
(University of Michigan)
"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
-- fenmarel, on oz#gothic
"He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week."
-- Andrew Rutherford
"Basses like Altos.
Altos like Basses.
Tenors like Tenors.
Sopranos like discos."
-- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
(aka Paul Sleigh, firstname.lastname@example.org)
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