Today's poems [4.21.09]
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Doc said i should go on a diet;
I said, "Ok, I will try it."
But when i saw how
Much food he'd allow,
I made up my mind not to buy it.
Sent by Christi
There was a young man from Vancouver
Whose existence had lost its prime mover.
But its loss he supplied
With a piece of bull's hide,
Two pairs, and the bag from the Hoover.
There was a young choirboy from Devon
Who was raped in a haystack by seven
High Anglican priests---
For of such is the kingdom of heaven
There was a young lady named Astor
Who never let any get past her.
She finally got plenty
By stopping twenty,
Which certainly ought to last her.
There was a young man from Racine
Who was weaned at the age of eighteen.
He said, "I'll admit
There's no milk in the tit,
But think of the fun it has been."
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