Today's jokes [4.8.09]
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This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the
blonde said to her boyfriend,
"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30,
and would he have any suggestions.
"Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."
A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is
going. He says fine his wife is pregnant.
The Doctor remarks: "so you took my advise and took in a boarder?"
"Yes I did, is the reply, and she's pregnant also....."
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi
leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?"
The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."
"Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.
"I suppose that if my works are seen in a very good light that I might
be made an ArchBishop" said the Priest a bit cautiously.
"Is there any way that you might go higher than that?"
"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I could be made a Cardinal"
"Could you be anything higher than a Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.
Hesitating a little bit, the Priest said "I supose that I could be
elected Pope, but..."
So the Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that?,
is there any way to go up from being the Pope?"
"What!!! I should be the Messiah himself!?!"
The Rabbi leaned back and said "One of our boys made it."
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