Today's jokes [4.4.09]
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"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "I
think I'm turning into a man" then the doctor says, " Now hold on
little lady what makes you think that you're turning into a man?" "
Well" said the woman "I'm starting to grow hair on my chest" and then
the doctor asked, " Well then, how far down your chest is your hair
growing? " and then she replied, "All the way down to my dick".
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problem
of one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were
planning to marry a Gentile boy. Everyone was disturbed about it, and I
could not help interrupting.
"Why not?" said I. "Let her marry a Gentile boy. I'm all in favor of
Jewish girls marrying Gentile boys."
"Why?" chorused the women.
And I said, "Because why should the Jewish boys have all the bad
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the
car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice
your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really
indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are
glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't
adversely affected by
aerobics. It was found, however, to be pretty distracting to guys in
Cop coming upon a young couple making out....
Cop: What the hell are you two doing?
Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.
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