Today's jokes [4.2.09]
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An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots
of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a
surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where
the cake was placed.
Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and
immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of
him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes!
The guest, asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes
of laughing and whipping his eyes, the doctor said:
"I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
When you open her legs the lights go on
Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups?
A: Tell her she's pregnant!
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
A: They put parking meters on the roof!
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
He put it in double
To save himself trouble
Instead of coming he wen
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