Today's jokes [4.18.09]

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The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have
developed a pill to increase lubrication in females. 

The pill will be called Niagra. 

"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"Popeye beat the shit out of him!"

Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in 
walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.
Astonished, one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and
we all got rat-arsed."
Being quick on the uptake the second one says, " My dad says he will marry
my mum next year."
Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.
In desperation the third one says, " My old man will never ever marry my
mum."
The Nun looks up from her food and says, " Would one of you bastards 
please pass the salt."

Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to George
Costanza, one should also always try to look impatient
and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that
you are always busy.

Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?
A. Sheep.

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