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This is an honest-to-God, true story. About 20 years ago, when
I was a young girl, and prettier than now, I got all dolled-up for
New Year's Eve, with a long floor length gown, as was the
custom, then. I was especially dressed up, because, as I said,
it was New Year's Eve. My husband took me to the Casinos in
Atlantic City, and we were seated at a table, playing Blackjack,
for about a half hour, and the other players and dealer were
staring and staring at me, something fierce !!. I thought to
myself, WOW, I must look BEAUTIFUL, tonight ! (You know how
we all feel, when we are dressed to the hilt, and have new duds
on. Ha. Ha. ) SO, I thought, this was the case, and was feeling
SO GOOD! All of a sudden, I lost a hand, where I had foolishly
placed a $25.00 bet (Don't forget, that cheap me, had been
playing only $2.00, a hand, prior to this). I said to myself: "OH
SHIT, I LOST!!!!!!!", and placed my left hand on my head.
HOLY COW !! At that very moment, I touched Hair Rollers, on
my head. I whispered to my husband, "Take my money, and
meet me at the Ladie's Room, I'm not coming back". I was so
humiliated, I wanted to die. When I reached the Mirror in the
bathroom, and looked, I had three pink rollers on the right side
of my head, and 3 green rollers on the left side of my head. Can
you believe this person, I'm married to? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I can
laugh now, but it was VERY Embarrasing ! When he met me at
the Bathroom, and I started to fight, he calmly told me "Well, I
DIDN'T KNOW ! I thought, this was a new fashion, so I didn't
Sent by Elena
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
A World War II veteran came into a London clinic with a haemorrhoid
problem. One painful pile would often hang down from the man's anus and
he was in the habit of pushing it back up with an artillery shell. On
this occasion, the shell got stuck. Doctors were going to remove it
but the man told them the shell was still live. So the hospital called in
the army bomb disposal squad, who built a lead box around the
man's anus to defuse the shell before it could be removed.
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