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Recently, when I went to McDonald's. I saw on the menu
that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We
don't have half dozen nuggets", said the teenager at
the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have
six, nine, or twelve," was the reply "So I can't
order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
McNuggets.

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On Campus:
"In a rare lapse of generosity, the NCAA has decided college
athletes can get jobs. This statement was sent via ship-to-shore
cable from the NCAA yacht SS TV Revenue anchored off Monte Carlo." 

"Athletes just can't make it anymore on what alumni give them," says Alan Ray. 

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Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by
          placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with
          wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was
          placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button
          each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.
          Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect
          confessed.

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