Today's stories [3.20.09]
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I do system support in a law firm. The other day I had to log a
user off and then back on. I entered her initials and then she
just gave me her password (Rule No. 1 broken). Her password
is genius. After three tries and the system telling me "access
denied," I asked her how to spell it. She said,
"G - E - N - I - O - U - S." There's one in every crowd.
A whole bunch of us were sitting around my house talking and we
were trying to remember a guy's name. None of us could remember
his name at all when all of a sudden my friend yells, "Dick!".
We said yes that's it. Then she said "Boy, I pulled that one
out of my ass". No one said anything until I burst out laughing
and she said "You had to go there didn't you?"
This one lady was telling the judge how her husband was
abusive to her on several occasions and how fearful she was for
her life. She was seeking a restraining order. The judge
granted the order. The bailiff asked if she needed an escort to
her car, since her husband was in the courtroom with her. She
said, 'No, he's my ride home.'
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