Today's stories [3.2.09]
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Safeway has made a $1.7 billion offer for Vons markets.
Says Bob Mills, "The amount of the bid became public
after a checkout clerk was overheard yelling 'Price check
on the company!'"
He adds, "the original offer was $2 billion, but then Safeway
pulled out a huge stack of double-value coupons."
The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the
posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya
from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in
The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,
"Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
Mu boyfriend's sister had come home earlier than normal
from a basketball game and the aunt asked,
"Why? Did the game get rained out?"
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