Today's stories [3.11.09]
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Contestants have to drive from Amarillo to Tyler
with a bumper sticker that says "I'm a gay atheist
vegetarian...and I'm here to take your guns."
...If anybody gets there, they win.
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.
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