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* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
"I don't have anything against geeks. I was one for 11 years! I used to
think PC's were the greatest thing since sliced bread... Then someone
showed me sliced bread."
-- Unknown, from Charles Seggelin's 1996 Quote Book,
"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."
-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.
"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."
-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,
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