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* Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited


* Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS"
          -The Engagement Ring
          -The Wedding Ring
          -The Suffe-Ring
          -The Endu-Ring


* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.


* It's true; all men are born free and equal - but some of them get


* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.


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