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   Seen above a urinal:
   Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal. We don't piss in
   your ashtrays!



Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

     - Lazarus Long 


   On the inside of a toilet door:
   Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire



Rub her feet.

     - Lazarus Long 


   "$1.49 - All You Can Eat" (with an arrow pointing down into the



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