Today's quotes [3.28.09]
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"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. "
- Saint Augustine (354-430)
Your car has Dodge written on the front of it, do
you really need a horn?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former. "
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. "
- Galileo Galilei
"This book fills a much-needed gap. "
- Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
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