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   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker


   "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
   lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
   their C programs."
        -- Robert Firth


Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. 

    - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977


Never try to out-stubborn a cat. 

    - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love


Never accept a drink from a urologist. 

    - Erma Bombeck


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