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ON LITERATURE
   This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown
   with great force. -- Dorothy Parker


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ON EXPLANATION OF THE END
   "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
   lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
   their C programs."
        -- Robert Firth


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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. 

    - Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977

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Never try to out-stubborn a cat. 

    - Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love

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Never accept a drink from a urologist. 

    - Erma Bombeck

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