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I'm not the kind-of guy who objects to my wife having the last word.
I'd just wish to hell she'd get to it !


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   Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that:
   Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or)
   he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.


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   It's really a wonder my wife and I ever got together in the first
   place.
   She swore she would never marry me when I was drunk, and
   I wouldn't dream of marrying her when I was sober.


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"When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope
somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo."

                                                       --Author Unknown

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* Life is sexually transmitted.


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