Today's quotes [3.18.09]
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"I still have my health. *thok* I still have my health. *thok* I still have
-- Ally McBeal on lost love
"Excellent, there's nothing quite like a blunt object to reinforce proper
-- Simon Travaglia
"Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth."
-- Oscar Wilde
"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
final weeks of the campaign."
-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
"... And, in fact, Australia had the largest sheep population in the world
a few years back."
"And *every single one of them* is on the electoral role."
-- Roger Donaldson, Matt McLeod, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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