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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky


The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
   caught dead in otherwise.
         Roger Simon


A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
         Shelley Berman


You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
   you'll be afraid to cough.
         Pearl Williams


I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
         Dave Edison


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