Today's quotes [3.17.09]
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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
under my arms instead.
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow
you'll be afraid to cough.
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
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