Today's quotes [3.16.09]
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"I'd rather she'd used me for sex.
Using me for my mind really bothered me."
-- Carl Jacobs
"WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!"
-- Digital UNIX 4.0D
"10 ways to stop users mistaking you for a normal person (4): When booting a
workstation, shout out all console output 1/2 a second before it appears.
Do this with your eyes closed and fists clenched."
-- Steve Mitchell in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"By ten I was so wasted I had been officially downgraded to a lower rung
on the evolutionary ladder. Some guy in a suit came up, listened to my
attempts to string words together, revoked my rights as Homo Sapiens
on the spot and reclassified me as some kind of plant life. I had to
fill in all kinds of forms and shit. It was very embarrassing."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Spares"
"Keeping UUCP running is starting to seem a lot like keeping a 130-year-old
man who smokes 4 packs a day on life support because he's the last person
on Earth who knows how to do the cha-cha, but he won't tell anyone."
-- Ryan Tucker, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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