Today's quotes [3.15.09]
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I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you
must eat it with naked fat people.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and
anyone going faster than you is a moron.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five
miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where
the hell she is.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
"I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said
'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the
-- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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