Today's quotes [3.1.09]

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You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm. 

Girls, just to let you know...
if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 

Virginity can be cured. 

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.  I think I've
forgotten this before.


  

'Socialism is when man exploits man, Capitalism is the reverse' 

Polish Proverb

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