Today's poems [3.4.09]
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There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table
Sent by Matt
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a bmx
The seat was back to front
And every time she pulled the brake
The seat went up her cunt
Sent by johny105
Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
She took a dose of Castor oil,
to pass the time away.
The oil, it did not work.
The time it did not pass.
So if you want to know what time it is,
You'll have to look up Mary's ass.
Sent by jerry
A teenage pop idol called King,
was known to show young boys his thing,
He'd meet them in halls,
and grope their young balls,
And then he could teach them to sing!
Sent by Dan
Hurt (by love)
Tell me why It hurts,
Please tell me why it hurts so much,
Is it because of hate, is it because of love,or is it both,
I don't Know but can you help me find out,
I love you,
I hate you,
I love you because we have so much in common,
I hate you because you think I don't try,
But I do so deal with it,
I can't tell why it hurts, but I know I love you,
I hate you just as much as I love you,
But why does it hurt,
To know that you think of me as a friend
when it could be so much more,
I think I found why it hurts,
Will you help me ease the hurt.
Sent by Schaal
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