Today's jokes [3.9.09]

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother 
was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off 
the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, 
will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave 
him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep 
in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice 
saying, "The big sissy."

In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleep
   with President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"

AND YET ANOTHER DRUMMER JOKE!

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? 

Drool.

Q: Why do women bleed and get cramps every month?
A: Because they deserve it.

   A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to
   find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles.
   
   A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells
   her, "I love a woman that does aerobics."
   
   The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!"
   
   The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get
   your leg up so high?"
   

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