Today's jokes [3.23.09]
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Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?
Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?
Father: No, My Dear, it wasn't the noise. It was the silence.
Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology
NEW: Different colors from previous version.
ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.
UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.
ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn't understand it.
NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.
BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.
DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.
UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.
UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.
The Dumpty Dictionary, Version 2.0
Is there a God?
A billion Hindus can't be wrong.
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark.
raping the nuns and the first nun says, "Forgive them, Father, for
they know not what they
do!" The second one says, "This one does!"
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along very
well, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartment
for a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, he
asked if he could give her an old fashioned kiss. Her reply was "At a
time like this you want me to change positions?"
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