Today's stories [2.25.09]

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It seems my Mother heard about the Virus that was going
around the E-mail.  She knew I recently purchased the
Web TV, so she called me on the phone very concerned.
Honey, I just heard that there is a virus going around 
with the people who write E-mails, you'd better not use
it for awhile.  I don't want you to get sick. (my Mother
is 87 years old, and hasn't been able to catch up with
all this new technology.)

Sent by Marjorie

My dad lives in the tri-county are of Ingham, Clinton, and Eaton counties.
There they are voting on a name change for Ingham. They want to name it Monica
County. If the men get there vote it will be the region known as Monica, Eaton,
Clinton. But those woman wanna see Clinton, Eaton, Monica.

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of 
the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have 
a baby, they got the consent of the King and the King gave them placard 
that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had 
F. U. C. K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King).

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