Today's stories [2.21.09]

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A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally
zoned when he ran," according to his wife,
accidentally jogged off of a 200-foot-high cliff on his
daily run. 

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt 
down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and 
the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you 
that pisses me off.

by Stephen King

There's just no pleasin' some women at all. Just the other day I was
   trying to read the paper and naturally, my wife picked that moment to
   begin a discussion. I heard her say "...and then I went to see Dr.
   Gibbons." I grunted a reply, and she raised her voice saying, "Are you
   listening to me?"
   
   I put the paper down and said, "Yes sweetheart, I heard every word.
   You said you went to see Dr. Gibbons. So... how is he ???"
   
   Would y'all believe she didn't talk to me the rest of the evening ?


  

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